Eye-Candy
Saturday - February 24, 2007
Weekend Eye Candy
Question: What does a prison guard, a construction worker and a fireman have in common?
Answer: They’re all this weekend’s Eye Candy.
Make no mistake these gals are all professionals and work hard at their “day jobs”. Not every beautiful woman gets to lay around the Playboy mansion all day and cavort with Hef all day and all night (lucky guy!). Some of them have to work for a living. No, these are not models posing in uniforms. These gals are the real deal in the workforce ... and I don’t mean on street corners.
So what are you waiting for? Click the thumbnails and enter the gallery. The usual warnings apply: NSFW.
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Permalink • Saturday - February 10, 2007
Weekend Eye Candy
As all of you gents are aware by now, we lost a beautiful blonde last week. Anna Nicole Smith died Thursday afternoon after she was discovered unconscious in her hotel room at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. She was 39. Actually, she was 38DD-26-38, but let’s not quibble.
As Hugh Hefner at Playboy put it, “I am very saddened to learn about Anna Nicole’s passing. She was a dear friend who meant a great deal to the Playboy family and to me personally. My thoughts and prayers are with her friends and loved ones during this difficult time.”
So ... for this week’s Eye Candy we’re going to take a trip back in time to 1992 when she first graced the pages of Playboy magazine. Click the image at right to visit the gallery. The usual warning applies: NSFW.
Christo Komarnitski - Bulgaria
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Permalink • Saturday - February 03, 2007
Weekend Eye Candy
Now us real men know there are only two magazines that really matter: (1) Guns & Ammo so we can keep our munitions stockpiled and keep up to date on the newest weaponry, and (2) Victoria’s Secret so we can keep our womenfolk all prettied up and sexy. Of course, Playboy is right up there in the Top Three also.
With that in mind we present this week’s Eye Candy. No, not nekkid pictures of an M1911A1, you dumb fool. No, this week our pal Hugh Hefner, over at the mansion, gives us an inside peek at the Girls of Victoria’s Secret. Some of them have those sexy outfits on and some don’t. Either way, it’s an eyeful. So without further ado here are five lovely ladies of our second favorite magazine. Click the thumbnail below and enter the gallery ....
Warning: NSFW
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Permalink • Saturday - January 27, 2007
Weekend Eye Candy
First, a word of explanation. I started this feature over two years ago as a weekend diversion for the guys who read this bog. We can’t be serious all the time or we’d go stark, raving mad. I stopped for a brief time when a few people complained abut the nudity even though it had been tastefully done and hidden back in the galleries.
After much prodding, I decided to revive the feature mainly for one reason. I got a ton of email from troops and contractors in Iraq who have nothing feminine to look at except for the “boobies in bags”. Our people over there aren’t allowed to bring Playboy or other “girlie” magazines into the sandbox and most porn sites on the web are off-limits. Besides, most of them are too tacky anyway and filled with worms and viruses.
So you see, we’re performing a pubic service for our troops here. Kinda like the USO - except with fewer clothes. And to prove there’s nothing dirty going on here, this weekend we’re gonna take a bath with Renata Daninsky, who models under the nom de plume “Peach”. Believe me, Mister Bubble was never this much fun. Now where did I hide my rubber ducky ... ? Oh! There it is. Click the thumbnail below and get ready for some good, clean fun ...
Warning: NSFW
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Permalink • Saturday - January 20, 2007
Weekend Eye Candy
Saturday - my favorite day of the week. Especially around here. My poor tired, bloodshot eyes need a rest from staring at computer screens all week. This week’s Eye Candy is special.
In previous weeks, we’ve rounded up the gals from the Southwest and the Midwest. Now it’s time to look South to the land of magnolias, NASCAR, country music and ... beautiful womenfolk - and none are more beautiful than the Southern Belles at the twelve schools of the Southeastern Conference.
It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “The South’s gonna rise again.” ROLL TIDE! (Auburn sucks!)
Warning: NSFW (click thumbnails below to enter the gallery)
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Permalink • Friday - January 12, 2007
Weekend Eye Candy (A Little Early)
Memo To USAF From The Skipper: Give it a rest, you mutton-headed dorks. The little lady was just trying to earn a little cash to supplement that cheap $2,582.10 per month (E-5, 12-years) you pay her for training all those ungrateful little shavetail jeeps coming into Lackland every week. Lighten up, OK guys?
She ought to be an inspiration to every woman on the planet. Sheesh! A 30-year-old mother of two should NEVER look that good! Her hubby has to be the luckiest man on the planet and I want to personally thank him for being big enough to share her with us grumpy old guys.
Personally, the memories of my six weeks at Lackland AFB don’t include anything like her. In fact, I don’t recall even seeing a female the whole time. Back in them thar days they used to keep the boys and girls strictly separate. I hear things have changed nowadays. If so, and the trainers look like this it ought to make those gazillion push-ups go by real fast. Heh-heh ...
Now for the rest of you grumpy old farts out there, do you think The Skipper would let you down by not letting you get a peek? If so, you better drop down and give me twenty RIGHT NOW! It’s under the fold and is definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Got that? You’ll have to buy the February issue of Playboy to get the rest.
Sergeant In Trouble For Playboy Spread
SAN ANTONIO (AP) - Fri Jan 12, 5:42 AM ET
In February’s issue, hitting newsstands this week, Michelle Manhart is photographed in uniform yelling and holding weapons under the headline “Tough Love.”
The following pages show her partially clothed, wearing her dog tags while working out, as well as completely nude.
“This staff sergeant’s alleged action does not meet the high standards we expect of our airmen, nor does it comply with the Air Force’s core values of integrity, service before self, and excellence in all we do,” Oscar Balladares, spokesman for Lackland Air Force Base, said in a statement.
Manhart told Playboy that she considers herself as standing up for her rights. “Of what I did, nothing is wrong, so I didn’t anticipate anything, of course,” Manhart, 30, told The Associated Press. “I didn’t do anything wrong, so I didn’t think it would be a major issue.”
Manhart, who is married with two children, joined the Air Force in 1994, spending time in Kuwait in 2002. She trains airmen at Lackland.
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Permalink • Saturday - January 06, 2007
Weekend Eye Candy
Out of respect for all the other great football conferences, I’ve grabbed a bevy of beauties from the Big Ten Conference this week. Twenty-six in all. That’s enough for an offense, a defense and four for the special team. Whew! I’m claiming dibs on a certain redhead from Michigan. You gentlemen may feel free to scout the team for your possible draft picks. Just click the pic of the Indiana team below and play ball. Don’t get too greedy though. The Southeastern Conference is coming up next week.
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Permalink • Saturday - December 30, 2006
Weekend Eye Candy
OK, just because Saddam can’t hang out with us anymore, doesn’t mean we guys can’t have a little fun. While Ol’ Sodomy is enjoying his 72 raisins, the rest of us have to be content with beautiful women, and this week’s eye-candy is a tasty morsel named Natalie Taylor. This gorgeous brunette is all wrapped up in fishnet for some reason and to stifle the complainers out there I’ve chosen her for this week purely because there doesn’t seem to be any airbrush work going on.
I’ve also made a major change to the Weekend Eye Candy feature. From now on, the pics will be available in our Photo Galleries instead of in a pull-down here on the main page. I did this for two reasons: (1) as long as they’re tucked away in the gallery we can hopefully keep the children and womenfolk from accidentally stumbling on them and (2) in the galleries I can display larger images instead of the 640px width I’m limited to here on the main page. I’ve also moved the recent weeks’ entries to their own gallery pages to make them easier to view. So click on the links below, guys, and give your eyes a sweet treat.
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Playboy’s Cybergirl Of The Month
Natalie Taylor
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Permalink • Saturday - December 23, 2006
Weekend Eye Candy
The weekend arrives again. None too soon. I’m beat, my head hurts, my back hurts and my eyes are sore. It’s time for a little medicine for the eyeballs, guys. One of the nicest things about life here in the Midwest is the bumper crop of healthy, good-lookin’ womenfolk and where else can you go to get a sample of these lovely ladies than our local colleges and universities. Around these parts that means the Big 12 Conference. From Texas to Iowa and Colorado to Missouri, here are the Gals Of The Big Twelve Conference. Choose your favorite ... college (I’ve got dibs on Nebraska) and cheer them on ....
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Permalink • Saturday - December 16, 2006
Weekend Eye Candy
’Tis the season and all that goes with it ... which means that here at BMEWS it’s time to bring out this year’s “Santa’s Helpers”. We have a lovely selection of assistants this year to help package up all the goodies. Speaking of goodies ....
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Permalink • Saturday - December 09, 2006
Weekend Eye Candy
OK, OK. I got the hint from those of you who aren’t too excited about blondes. This weekend you get a special preview of the January issue of Playboy with some pics of Miss January, Jayde Nicole (an absolutely lovely brunette). I have to admit I didn’t notice her hair color at first. It took me even longer to find the tattoo ...
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Permalink • Saturday - December 02, 2006
Weekend Eye Candy
This week, we pay homage to the ladies across the pond. I’m sure our British readers will appreciate this. All I ask is that if any of you blokes have this little lady’s phone number please pass it along to me ASAP.
This Saturday’s eye candy is Playboy’s UK CyberGirl Of The Month, Sam King. She stands 5’4”, with blonde hair and blue eyes, 34C-23-33. She is a professional model and has appeared in ITV’s drama “Footballer’s Wives”. All I can say is PLAY IT AGAIN, SAM ...
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Permalink • Thursday - November 23, 2006
Thanksgiving Eye Candy
We all have a lot to be thankful for on this day. Good food, good friends, family, success, health ... you name it. For us guys, the one thing we’re most thankful for is best summed up in that old song by Maurice Chevalier ....
thank heaven for them all,
no matter where no matter who
for without them, what would little boys do?
Gentlemen, be thankful ....
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Permalink • Saturday - November 18, 2006
Weekend Eye Candy
Ahem! It has been brought to my attention that some of the guys in this crew have been letting themselves go to pot and are badly out of shape. This will not do, of course. To remedy this situation, I have brought in Bulgarian exercise instructor Karsai Zita. Here is a little bit about her and the exercise regimen she recommends ....
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